Brown Sugar Alien

Far Off

I see you
in the end of my
telescope
you’re 46 your
eyes are not as
clear as they
used to be
when I turn
the dial your
face becomes
softer the
years back
off and the
spirit of you
as a child before
I knew you before
life dirtied your
surface
are shown to
me all
sparkling clear
and too far
away.

Love,  Muse

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Lost Leaves

Honest Badge

oh you
fragile thing
you beautiful
eyes with words
trapped inside
when I move your
hand in this
brush were
the colours right
for the
sea
was this clay
bowl the
creation you wished
it to be
I will
never know because
I can not see
your Mind

Love,

Muse

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In a Boat

Everlasting Green

something in
me trembles as I
stand over the
precipice of
the sink and
look into
the drain at
pencils, marbles of
this millenia, spirals
of notebook bounds with
nostalgia, bliss of young
18 year old confused
me
when I go
to where the trees
beckon and
file this year
I  fear I
won’t be
able to  ever
get
that back.

Love,

Muse

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One Bunny

Chocolate Dixie

they were decorating in
the dark by
the church an
Easter surprise for
children to come
upon and be
fooled into spring
with eggs
tucked near their
wire stems
yellow cups
plates red and
blue snipped
and glued
into a sturdy garden
Bouquets of cheer
beckoning us to come on in
to say Hello
to Jesus.

Love,

Muse

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Warning Glory

Golden

she didn’t
know this
when she got
up
twenty years
ago and tied
her shoes

reached up
to the sink
got water in
her eye and
missed the
brush

from the coffee
downstairs
to eggs on her
plate

small people
really don’t
know
what ever
awaits.

Love,

Muse

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Hard Blue

Life In The Park

wobble back
into childhood
with the ice
first step on
off and glide
wear your feet
in these leather
gloves
laces slide and
you hold toes
tight in
till balance back
becomes flight and
semi-confidence
try a turn
maybe memory
is not as strong
as your
centre of
gravity

Love,

Muse

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Black Liquor

Rosalie (Copyright Unlistedmuse, 2009)

*blows smoke*
Youth…what bullshit.
It doesn’t matter what age you are now, really.
Because you can always buy a younger face.
They name the price,
I can pay it.
*sips from her wine*
I was your age once.
And I bet I did it better than you.
These days it’s about sex.
I’ll let you in on a little secret…
It always is.
You want to know why his marriage is ending? (points to someone in the audience)
Sex, I’m telling you.
Either too much, not enough, or with the wrong chick.
I remember the first time.
I kind of wish I didn’t.
It’s never like the shows on TV
Movie stars don’t sweat.
Don’t deny it- we all know this.
He was 19
I was 17. They said I was a smart girl
I just knew how to play the system.
Wear your skirt the right length
and turn in your papers.
Anyone can do that.
Everyone had two sides-
the one we showed to our parents at dinner
and the after hours, side of the building, talking to the tight t-shirt james dean hair, smoke rings in your face
sideways smirk and upfront suggestions.
He had a yellow car.
Slick and smooth on the inside, all leather and hot.
Let me tell you, sometimes when a guy asks you-
do you wanna see the gear shift, it could mean anything.
It always ends the same though.
Skirt around your neck, hair touseled in your ears,
and sore legs in the morning.
*sips from wine*
You want tidy? Get a sandwich from the automat.
I loved those. Little square packets, like babies fresh from the hospital.
They never tasted like the ones your mother made.
My mother burnt everything she ever touched.
Figures.
We all turned out like shit. No wonder Denys is divorced.
I wonder if anyone expected Margret to be having an affair.
She always the goody two shoes.
That brat.
We all knew it’d end this way for me, not that they’d ever say it.
For broads like us- it’s not the age that really…
snatches your life away.
It’s the realisation that you’re all alone now,
you were alone then, really.
And that when you die, it’s just you and that bastard in the suit, waiting for you
to go, so he can sign the papers and start the next job.
A homeless man said to me once, “Hey Lady. Life’s a bitch. Spare a smoke?”
And I said, “I’ll give you a bitch- Get lost.”

You. There in the front row. Yeah, that’s right. Look away. Don’t make eyecontact with me. No- Squeeze the hand of the girl next to you. Her? You don’t know her. Well, the other one then. You’ll leave her in two months for her best friend.
She let go of your hand, didn’t she.

That’s life kiddo.
Them’s the break.
Because like I said,
It always comes down to that one thing.
Back to that one thing.
Sex.
That’s the real bitch.
You know in those reader digest books- they say “who would you like to meet, dead or alive.”
I want to meet Darwin. I want to meet him.
So I can punch that sucker.
Right in the dick.

 

A.N: Another one in my monologue series. Rosalie was originally an improvved character for a video-taped spur of the moment monologue. I was intrigued by her though, so I came back and decided to see how far I could take her.

Love,

Muse

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Rip-wreck

Lola Come Home (Copyright UnlistedMuse, 2009)

Could you grab the door?
Thanks.

I guess you can say I was an accident.
When most people say “I was an accident” they chuckle and follow that with a remark like “They thought my Ma was sterile” or “The condom broke.” or “They

were messed up on cocaine and listening to Zappa.”
But no, I really was.
But it wasn’t in my creation. No not at all. But they sure screwed the rest up.

Some people live a lie- they grow up dressed in the wrong bones, the wrong sex, or in the wrong mind. Sometimes they get expensive operations, wind up on

graphic, reenacted prime-time television specials.

Not me.
I wound up in the pennysaver.

It was on the table with the milk, two weeks ago.
Two fucking weeks.
Do you know how old I am?
28. I’m effing twenty eight. And they waited that long….
or it took that long for them to figure it out.
Figures.

All it said was ” Looking for Lola Jones.”
Now…this could have meant anyone, really.
I mean, there are a lot of Lolas in the world. Maybe not as many as Jessicas. Or Ashleys.
Oh, I hate that name. Ashley. Never met a nice one…anyway, I digress.
I am a Lola- A Lola Jones to boot, and the paper, folded in two, on the damn table, was calling to me.
It was saying in a little 2D voice Lolaaaa . Looooolllaaaa. I did pick up the thing to see if there was anything else with it, but no. Just a phone

number.
And what did I do with it?
Like an idiot, I dialed.

Do you know what gets me every time?
The area code was the same. THE SAME.
28 years and we were living in the SAME TOWN.

He picked it up-and I swear it was like talking to a television set.
Please remember- there was no caption with this.
I don’t even know why I called- maybe it was what you’d call…Kismet? Karma? Fate? Bad shrimp?

The voice on the end of the phone was like paper- I don’t know what I was expecting…a radio announcer? An automated message.

“Hello?”
“Yes. Hi, Hello.”
“This is Lola.”
*Pause*
” Lola..Jones..From the. … I saw…the..your note. in the..the pennysaver.”
“Your birthday, please?”
“My…what?”
“Your…your birthday, young lady. what is it?”
“August 12th, why. Who is this? Why did you put my name in the paper?”
“Lola..I..well. We were looking for you.”
“…Hello?”
“Yes, I’m still here.”
“Who was looking for me?”
“Us. your parents. I’m your father.”
“But. What? I already have one!”
“I’ll give you our address. We’d like to meet you.”

Oh and I went. I went alright, and they opened the door. These strange, quietly kind alien people, and put me in their parlour. And we sat and drank tea,

with milk. It smelled like bookends and tasted like laundry. It was that kind of house.
It was them too, Really. I knew I belonged to them. Knew it was the truth they were saying.
I couldn’t have looked more like another set of people if I’d morphed my face with a celebrity and made one of those baby print outs. My mom had my green

eyes. My dad plays the cello. They told me everything. And I wanted to hate them. I think they wanted me to as well.

When I was little, I fervently believed all those silly lies they tell people about childbirth. Cabbage patches, birds falling from the sky with bundles of

gurgly legs and dimples and shit. When my old…my….not- mom was pregnant I used to go out in the garden with a flashlight after she went to sleep to

look for the baby so I could watch it grow, emerge from underneath those giant, blue green, rubbery leaves. I kicked and screamed when dad found me and

dragged me back in. Lying in bed, sniffling, with my mud boots still on, my cheek smudged with snot and sandy dirt. I would think to myself…I wish someone

else had taken me out of the cabbage patch. I hate this family.
A girl at school said she heard about a boy raised by bears.
After I waited in the fort in the woods for four hours, but no animals came to claim me. I eventually threw a rock into the bushes and went home. My

mother sent me to my room and told me to “NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, LOLA JONES. OR YOU’LL WISH YOU’D NEVER BEEN BORN.”
I already did. I would have rather been a bear anyway.

I wondered if they had always somehow known. That they knew I was their little ugly black feathered changeling. That they didn’t have to love me. I just wish

I had known. I would have gone back to the other ones. The …right ones? Tried at least. At least _I_ would have tried.

When you hear announcers on channel five talk about mis-identification of babies in hospitals and think…..is it really that hard? I mean, they label them,

don’t they?
You’d be surprised. All babies’ eyes are blue when they’re born. Two girls, right next to each other? Twelve-hour shifts? Exhausted, infinitely patient

nurses, on shift change. They’re out of there like a rocket. And so was I. Lena James and Lola Jones.
I would have loved to be called Lena.
That was supposed to be me.
A Lena for a Lola.
I went to the wrong parents. I was the wrong daughter.

What happened to the real Lena? I had asked.
Did she go home?

They had become quiet at this.
Car accident.

“What? You lost your old daughter so you thought you could just wrassle up the old one you accidentally LEFT AT THE HOSPITAL?”
It’s awkward to get lividly angry at strangers. Especially if you share their DNA. It’s not a situation that I feel that most people would often find

themselves in.
I wondered idly if a father under normal circumstances would have slapped me for my words.

“Do they know?” I had demanded.
“Who?” asked my green-eyed mother.
“My…the…her parents.”

The answer had been yes. They had been notified after the dental records confirmed a match, but not a DNA match to the parents.
I suddenly had felt ill.
I couldn’t spill my cookies on their rug.My…parents’ rug. My mouth had tasted like rotten apples.

They hadn’t known forever. My…Lena’s parents. They thought they had done something wrong. That I was just…different. I guess they had tried, in their

own way. Maybe a little less after …the little brother was born.

My  real mother  had looked into my face and taken my chin in her hand.
How could we come to your door and tell you we had made a mistake?  Tell them? And that we had waited so long? When we found

out… We didn’t want to have been the ones who made this mistake. It was so….big and ..uneraseable.

Could you blame them?

That was besides the point.
I had left that day. I don’t even remember what I said after that. To them. I had just backed out of my chair, down the hall, tripping over the rug by the

door. And out into the cold, the sunshine bursting through my tightly squeezed eyelids. They had said I could come back.
To what? I didn’t even know. My brain just couldn’t hold it.
I sat on the bench by the bus and cried and stamped on dry leaves, and kicked the rungs of the bench and cursed the pennysaver. Cursed myself, the table,

the milk, the two sets of stupid, lost, tragic parents. My parents.

And then I went home.
And baked a pie.
Played through an entire cello suite.
Drank 1/4 of a bottle of whiskey.
Time passed.

Two weeks. I just couldn’t throw it out.
So it just sat there.

And every time I got mail, it somehow sifted to the top.
Until today. It found my hand. Feeling brittle, cool to the touch.
And today maybe.. I thought..I should put it away.
…And throw out the milk.
I sat down slowly.

Maybe now… it’s
time to go Home.

A.N:  First in a series of monologues/ short stories I’ve been working on during train trips.

Love,

Muse

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To Life

Clairvoyant

two plus the decade and
you’ve got my eyes.

across the table
I am
sharing blood with
the same stranger
who shared the womb
almost all years apart

maybe I broke
the rules because I was
the second one
but now
the same age
in my mind
dwelling tandem in the
realm of
The Adults

When you get older
we’re all
the same category
“Grown”

yet
what do I do
{we do}
when They’re
no longer the wise?

when we reverse
and time speeds up again
where They play
the children
and us the confused
semi-orphaned
parent.

without the manual
and a thousand bills.

Love,

Muse

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Unto Her

Grace Paley

I read her
words
often, then

I find that
the corners of my
eyes are stuck
with sadness, too
much emotion

dislodged from the queued,
perpetual backlog
always waiting on the
bridge between my
ears and
throat

first line
of that poem
for her
about her
to her
mother

always
turns the

tap

and quietly
I leak
a stream slow
down my cheeks
on to the
edge of her
page

and wish that
sometimes
I’d remember to
open her
book
on happier
days

Love,

Muse

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